New York Magazine:
“We aren’t gonna, like, simulate sex, are we?” My friend
Jeff asked me.
"Don’t be gross. Obviously, I wouldn’t invite you to
something like that,” I responded, disturbed.
Cut to a week later and I’m grinding on Jeff’s boner in a
room full of strangers being told to “breathe hard” by a woman with a
microphone.
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